Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
everyone is single if you try hard enough
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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