So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
