But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
