Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
