Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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