Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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