I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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