The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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