i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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