We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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