i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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