I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
