White coat. Heels.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
she looked like the before picture.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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