Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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