White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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