His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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