Welp...herpes.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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