Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
