At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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