On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
No I am not eating basil off your cock
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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