I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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