I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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