Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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