Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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