just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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