I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
