Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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