I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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