I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
