What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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