if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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