Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize