I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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