Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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