she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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