He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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