FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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