Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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