i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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