so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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