Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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