Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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