dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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