There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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