That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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