fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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