break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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