He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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