That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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