I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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