I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So apparently I’m into choking now
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