We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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