Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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