I feel like abortions should bother me more
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So much rum. So many feels.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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