party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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