why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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